2 panel comic. Panel 1: Claire is holding a letter and looking pleased. 'Ah, a message from an admirer! How kind!' she exclaims. 'Of course, such things are to be expected when you're as remarkable as me.' Panel 2: Claire gestures towards a large heap of envelopes behind her. 'As you can see, I receive such adoring messages on a daily basis*' she says. A note interjects: '*Author's note: she doesn't.' Claire continues: 'People are simply head over heels for me. And who could blame them?' The pile of envelopes is labeled 'Missives of the haters'. It's all hate mail.

Fan Mail

Someone on cohost messaged me saying that they were a huge fan of Claire, so I passed the message along to her.